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Moo. today was boring. just a typical school day.We get on the bus and head towards a forgein place. we are rideing along and i am hoping to god the bowling alley isnt near. Sure enough we stop at this small pink building with a warped wooden sign " join league". great :(. we walk in and it smells like an old ladies butt. dont ask me why or how i know, it just comes to mind for some odd reason. im looking at the lanes, and they look like a caveman made them. there was a strip of carpet on the approach lane, the lanes looked really skinny. if u throw a gutter ball, it swooshes side to side like a skater on a full ramp thing. l\__/l . the approach was full of oil, and the boards were wobbly/squeky towards the end of the approach. the lane actually looked like a leggo plastic board layer with a crap load of oil with arrows on them. that also moved if u hit the right spot. so after we bowled the crappiest game of our life we headed over to krystals. never been so i was excited. coach order 55$ worth of mini burgers and fries. so the team dug in and we ate alot. i had 5 burgers, milkquake, dr pepper, fries. by the time i got home i was like holy dookie, i gotta go. went home for 2 secs, then went to the bowling alley. bowled a couple games 130-160 range.... not to bad. now i am home eating "exotic fruit medly" and listening to weird music.

guten tag

........................................................................................today was fun. alex slept over last night and we all went to the resort/beach for the day. when we got there gus, alex, and i went mini golfing and i was ahead the whole game, until the last hole when alex got a hole in one and i had 3 strokes. then we went onto the beach and we were catching waves (aka boogie boarding) and we had some good waves and some crappy ones. while i was in the water i stepped on a very large object and jumped off quickly assuming it was a crab. ive had bad experiences with stepping or grabbing crabs in the water, cuz i thinks it a big shell or something cool. so we continue through our day eating sandwiches, playing shuffle board and boogie boarding. while wew were boogieing on my board and found that same object again. so i decided it wasnt a crap and i kept my foot on it and it vibrated... weird. so a wave took me and i lost the object. so i swipe my foot were i thought it might be and i find it. then the wave would take me again and i did this a couple times until i found a break to brag it. i grab it and it was a little bigger then a baseball and felt like a shells. it was a huge clam and it was a funny looking, if never seen one like this and it was wide open, then it slammed shut. it was alive, and i showed everyone and it opened back up and u could see everything in it. so after we left the resort we went home and played some ping pong and im here now blogging.......

well today was very eventful. everything from before school to just about now. So i arrive at school this morning and i go to get out the car fast, cuz remember that guy who always yells at everone for not gettin out of the car fast enough. so i rush out and my jellybeans flew out of my bag and hit the pavement. they went everywhere creating an aray of colors all over the place. so i pulled a "who did that?!?!" look and walked away. so my day inside school was uneventful untill 7th period. i walk in to find a sub. so i said "yes!". i sit down and look at the board to see what her name was it was MRS.DANDY!. so u may think o she is nice. No she is notvery dandy, she is the evilist person ull ever meet. Anything and everything u did was wrong in her eyes. i dropped my protractor and shes like "put that down and stop messing around"..... whatever. so i make it to bowling and i bowled 2 games 174 and 115, wasnt to pleased. So after bowling i we were on our way to oktoberfest in daytona. my mom was pumped cuz thats just what she does. so we cram up into my dads truck, all six of us, and we r on our way. we make it there and it is nothing special, just a small fair, so me and gus headed for a game to play. One guy working a booth was like "you two look like you guys are good at geometry". well, beleive it or not i have a low c in geometry and gus had no clue what he meant so...... i told the guy i was horrible at geomtry. he told me the only way i would get better at it is if i played the game, hehe. i just walked away. next game we stop at is a baseball throw thing that u have to break beer bottles. so we payed 5 bucks and i woop one to a bottle and it bounced right off, and i missed the other two. gus takes them and the first one he missed. the second and third one he threw he hit and broke the bottles. so he won a a lizard with a  hole in its head. on our way home we played a humming game, were i hummed and they had to guess what song i tried to hum. that was funny, i was told i sound "like i was taking a number 2". so while we were passing the fair in palm coast a c.o.p stop so people could pass by, cat asked who r they? i explained that c.o.p.s are citizens on patrol and that they r just old people who want to feel important so they get a car with lights that say"c.o.p." on the side just to scare the crap out of u. its all just a joke. and she didnt stop laughing till we got on our street going home. o, did i mention we stopped at DQ for some ice cream. it seems like every european like DQ ice cream. while we were eating ice cream, we were talking about how a guy predicted the us will be divided and sold to other countries (florida to mexico, north to europe, west to china). so i told cat that when she comes back shes going to either learn to speak mexican or europonese..... tonight was fun.
thats me with no head....

Today was ok... better then yesterday. going to school was a pain though. we had to fit 5 people in my moms ford focus. and of course i had bowling so i had my bowling bag, and also my clothes for weightlifting and my monster backpack. i fit everything between my legs and on my lap and make an unconfortable drive to school. upon arrive i go to get out of the car and my foot is jammed between my bag and the side of the seat. i guess screaming "i'm stuck" didnt help to much, neither did the old man always yelling at people for not getting out of the car fast enough, holding the sign. schools went through, and i waited for my ride outside. we get in the car and we head for mc donalds like usually for a large ice tea(which is usually a 1$). we go through the drive through and the totla was 4.04$ for 2 ice teas....... grrrrrrrrr! they changed the price without telling anyone. "careface" which means "whatever". so i get to the bowling alley and i ready for the game, i decided on doing a technique of bowling i just started yesterday. so first game ok 154, second game 124 i was furious, third game was 181 if i were to get one more strike in the 10th frame i would have at a 200 game...grrr by now i am tired and angry..... so i went home and we had burritos which were good : ) no i am sitting here watching the worlds dumbest people on tv and blogging on a website i cant even read.... o well oktuber fest 2marrow :)